Faculty of Wealth, Power, Politics, Business, Economics and Law


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The experienced staff of the Faculty jealously guard their nolledge of financial, political, economic and legal power. After being inducted into the courses, Entered Apprentices gradually accumulate enough skills to emerge with a "Master of the Dark Arts (MDA) degree.

Professor of World Domination
Immediate Appointment
Wanted: suitably qualified, ruthlessly ambitious, well-organised, inflexible, disdainful individual with ample financial backing and extensive personal support network. The candidate will demonstrate the following essential characteristics:
  • Must be a team player, but also realise when colleagues can no longer be trusted.
  • Familiarity with government intelligence networks and latest weapons and satellite technology.
  • Be able to take advantage of different cultural and ethical values of adversaries
  • Proven track record in strategic and tactical leadership roles in covert multinational projects.
  • Excellent communication skills and a willingness to travel.
The new Dean will be expected to develop innovative and foolproof World Domination programmes in collaboration with other members of the Faculty of Wealth & Power; duties also include a mentoring role for junior faculty. The successful appointee will be able to work from his/her own secluded base as well as from UAI. An excellent salary and benefits package will be offered, commensurate with experience. Apply in Confidence with CV and motivation letter to Sublime Prince of the Royal Secret, Faculty of Wealth & Power, University of the Antipodes Island. Discretion is assured.
UAI is an equal opportunity employer; applications from candidates with physical disabilities are not discouraged



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School of Political Power

“If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain.” Winston Churchill.


School of Financial and Economic Power
School of Legal Power


Courses


101. Responsibility. Whatever.
102. How to Shaft Friends and Influence People


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