School of Medicine, Beauty and Nutritional Supplements
Our mission is to address the most critical health issues affecting humanity:
- obesity
- weak libido
- baldness
- wrinkles
- age spots
- halitosis
- man-flu
- builder's crack
In collaboration with the Marketing Department of UAI's Faculty of Wealth, we conduct testimonial-based research only on the most profitable medical techniques such as placebo, homeopathy, fad diets, magnetic blankets, dietary supplements, snake oil and crystals. These are found to be most efficacious when supplemented by celebrity endorsements.
If irritation persists, see a Doctor.
COURSES
101. So you want to be a Doctor.
201. Bedside Manner
202. Ethics: don't get mad, don't get caught
